In search of a house wif

House Wif

Below is a recent text message conversation I had with I person I DO NOT KNOW.  I have no idea how this guy got my number, but he did.  This is the THIRD TIME some random guy has gotten my number and has decided to bust my balls.  But two can play at this game...

Friday:

Rando: i m someone who knows u and u eider know him.and hop to ve a realtion ship with u, if u do not mind.thinks

Me: You have a lot of nerve texting me like that and asking for sex. I dont know who the f*** you think you are but you better check yourself because I dont take disrespect kindly

Rando: lucia evryone is looking for sex .im not i hope to find in u mor then that:a house wif a friend.,.if you don t mind.can u?

Me: Who the f*** is this? Is this some kind of joke?

Saturday:

Rando: Sorry dear yesterday I was drinky

I know, I know.  Right now you are probably like "but Cia, this guy REALLY looks like a keeper!  You should at least try?", but if all he is looking for is a house wif I am not sure we would mesh well.  But, I will give the guy props for knowing how to spell friend correctly.

Oh, and if you want to know, this guy's number is (+212)606521349.  If you are bored (or a little drinky) you know what to do...