Yes, of course I know John Cena?

John Cena is American.  I am American.  John Cena was born in Massachusetts which is located on the East Coast.  I was also born on the East Coast, in a little place called New Jersey.  Therefore, John Cena and I know each other, we are actually BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.  


Or at least that is what my students think.  I mean, we are both American, how can we NOT know each other. Duh.  Plus, John Cena likes pizza and I like pizza.  Actually, ALL WWE Superstars likes pizza according to my students, so that means I must know them too.  Well, the Undertake doesn't like pizza.  I am not sure if you knew that, but he doesn't.  The Big Show MIGHT like pizza, but we haven't come to any definite conclusion, but he definitely does NOT like sandwiches.  Nope, no sandwiches for the Big Show.  But the Big Show and I aren't friends anyway, I mean, we are both American but he is very big, very very big.  Therefore we don't know each other.  How can we?  He is just so big and I am just so short.  


And this is what my students and I talk about in my beginner English conversation class.  Which WWE Superstar I am friends with and which I am not.  It doesn't matter that I don't ACTUALLY know any WWE Superstars, because I obviously have no idea what I am talking about, silly American.  I mean, since I am one of the only Americans my students have met in person, and the WWE Superstars are their favorite Americans they see on TV, we must know each other, which is actually very sweet when you think about it...


But not the Big Show, the Big Show and I aren't friends.  He is too big, and I am too short, WAY too short.  But we agreed that if the Big Show and I tried, we would get along quite well.