So, a funny thing happened to me the other day...

Scene: Walking down Mohammed V Avenue with a friend during a day trip to Marrakech.


Me: *saying something of no particular importance*
Friend: *saying something of no particular importance*
Me: (thinking to myself: why does that man have such a funny look on his face?) 
*look down*
(thinking to myself: holy s***, is that his penis?)  
You know what , I think that weird guy is showing us his penis.
Friend: What?!
Me: Yes, I think that guy is jerking off to us.
Friend: What?! Why would he be doing something like that?
Me: I don't know, but it is a strange thing to be doing during the middle of the day on a main road like this don't you think?
Friend: Yes it is.
*both turn around to see the guy is looking at us with his penis hanging out*
Me: I don't understand? Why would he do that? I mean look at it, it is a really sad penis, if I were him I wouldn't be showing that to too many people, it is just so sad.
Friend: I agree.  
Me: You know, in my 27 years of life I have never seen anything as strange as that, and I am from New Jersey, so you know, that is saying a lot.  
Friend: Yes it is.
Me: Actually, I did see a guy take a poop in Lafayette Park in D.C. and then get arrested, but I think he was on drugs.  This however, it just doesn't make any sense, I mean at least the guy taking the poop was probably on drugs.  What do you think this guy's excuse is?
Friend: I honestly have no idea.
*both start to laugh, man is embarrassed that we are laughing at his sad penis, and we spend the rest of the walk to the Grand Taxi stand making fun of him and his sad, sad penis*


The End.