Couscous, the food so nice they named it twice!

Couscous is AMAZING because:


1. It just is, what the f*** is wrong with you?! 


2. See reason 1.


3. It is buttery and delicious and comes filled with vegetables that would be healthy if they were not soaked in massive amounts of butter.


4. Is eaten with the entire family.


5. Because it is eaten with the entire family, it is a great opportunity for them to all laugh at you as you still attempt to master the language.


6. It is a great opportunity to make cultural faux pas and then laugh about it.  Oh, that American is so silly...


7. Did I say it is buttery and delicious?


8.  It is not served with lamb penis.


9. It IS served with this interesting tasting yoghurt drink, that if you just suck it up and drink, will win you the esteem of EVERYONE at the table.


10. Once winning the esteem of everyone at the table, you will then be deemed eligible for marriage RIGHT NOW, even if you don't want to get married RIGHT NOW, it doesn't matter, because who doesn't want to be married? Marriage is AMAZING! Oh the silly American...